The Not-So-Secret Blogs of Mistress SaRa




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Monday, March 25

The word of the day is "happy." See also "kinky."

Anyway, I'm going to start moving my blog and my dolls to my domain. Wait -- I didn't give you the URL and you haven't figured it out yet? What is the matter with you? It's http://www.MistressSaRa.com of course! Sure, it sounds like porn...I love tricking people.

~Mistress SaRa @ 21:54~~

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Saturday, March 23


What Flavour Are You? Hot hot! I am Curry Flavoured.Hot hot! I am Curry Flavoured.


I have a spicy personality. If you can take the heat, you'll love me, if not, I'll probably make you cry. I am not for the faint-hearted. What Flavour Are You?


Wow! That's pretty accurate. Unfortunately, I wouldn't touch curry and my alternate is alcohol, which I'm not old enough to have. Figures.

~Mistress SaRa @ 21:41~~





Never did finish that J/C/A fic I said I'd work on, but oh well.

I'm going to get myself a domain! Yay. :o) And, sadly, I think that about covers all the exciting stuff in my life.
~Mistress SaRa @ 21:33~~

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Sunday, March 17

Tara came over Friday and we did some serious work. It just hit me a few minutes ago, and I'm absolutely thrilled: we have finally finished Two Inches Tall! It was fifty-three weeks to the day that it was started. I'm so happy that it's done! I'm not totally in love with the fic, but those I've showed it to this far claim to love it. That's probably just because they're afraid of me, though...

Anyhow, I promised midsoc a J/C/A fic before hitting the hay, so off I go to write and make dolls!

~Mistress SaRa @ 00:38~~

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Saturday, March 9

Wohoo! The kitty is perfectly healthy, so that made my day, even if I did have to get up at oh-nine-hundred to take her to the vet. Yesterday was Two Inches Tall's first birthday, but I didn't finish it. Almost, though, almost. I've got fic plans coming out my ears, so bear with me here.

~Mistress SaRa @ 14:01~~

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Thursday, March 7

I'm quite the happy person, despite being sick (again). Not only is our new kitten, Ellie, downstairs in the bathroom (we have to keep her away from the others until we know if she has feline lukemia or not) and trying to knock pictures off the walls, but tomorrow is the birthday of Two Inches Tall -- I am so going to finish that tomorrow!

Also, the new issue of JetCalibrations is officially in the works. I love how frantic it is. Chaos makes me feel safe, as certain people will tell you. My school newspaper should be out soon, too, which is another good thing, considering I finally got an article in it.

Well, I'm off to find something (de)constructive to do and wait for E.R. to come on. It loooks really good. :o)

~Mistress SaRa @ 20:04~~

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Monday, March 4

Sally proved me wrong. She didn't win Becca's contest. Well, if she couldn't win, do you really think I did? Yes? You deluded person. ;o)

I'm still in the AAA contest, so feel free to stop by and give me a sympathy vote or two. I'm desperate.

Today was a lousy day. I'll spare you the gorey details (too bad midsoc will have to read them when Yahoo! Groups gets its ass in gear again). The highlight of my day was working on my new fic idea in music class. In this fic, Kathryn and Chakotay are about to be married (when it starts, their marriage is two days later) and Kathryn is pregnant. I know, I said I'd never do either scenario, let alone combine them, but it's all in the name of angst. So, she's going to go on this away mission that is so safe even Tuvok doesn't mind her going alone. And then the transporter malfunction on the return trip. She materializes a fifteen year old, but still retains her memory. Chakotay drags her to the Doc and -- wait, you don't want to hear this, do you?

The first story Tara and I began to write, Two Inches Tall, will be one year old on March 8th, which also happens to be Justin's (her brother, not Janeway's ex) birthday. We're going to finish it by then if it kills us, dammit!

Kerry has fainted in #JetC and hasn't gotten up yet, so I think I'll go help.

~Mistress SaRa @ 23:20~~

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Saturday, February 23

I've been thinking about entering the Awesome Author Award contest that the Koffee Klub is hosting, so I'm just sitting here, writing a friendship story that I've been meaning to do since I went to the shore in August. Maybe this is just what I needed to finally get me to write it! LoL

I'm also making a doll for the new romance themed contest that Simple Math Test is going to have. I'm going to update the site later because there are a bunch of new dolls for the doll contest. Chances are I'll have a new doll contest once this one closes. Everyone seems to be enjoying it. :o)

Nothing exciting has happened today aside from ending a VVS9 mini-crisis.

Off I go to do more dolling!

~Mistress SaRa @ 20:59~~

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Sunday, February 17

Anyone see a VVS9 episode? Anyone see a VVS9 summary? Anyone see a VVS9 author who did his/her job? Anyone ever see an Executive Producer chew up a Yahoo!Group full of people and spit them back out in microscopic pieces?

Then just keep watching.

Current Mood: so damn pissed off that my looking at an object causes it to spontaneously combust

~Mistress SaRa @ 23:46~~



Woo hoo! I redid Simple Math again. :o)

I really want to hear what people think, so feel free to respond to this blog, email me, drop a line in my guestbook, or vote in the poll. I think the new layout gave Addy a stroke, therefore my job is done. Simple Math: Ridding the World of Seniors, One List Mommy at a Time Since 2001. Heh, that might make a good motto to stick at the bottom of the index page.

As a little side note, I recieved three entries for One on One, one entry for Action!, and five for Bedtime Beauty. Feel free to browse around my contest site.

Voting in Becca's contest has begun. Please, hook me up with some votes!

Now, I must see several J/C writers about an episode of VVS9, so if you'll excuse me...

~Mistress SaRa @ 19:02~~

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Wednesday, February 13


What Pattern Are You?


I had to share this, as I love plaid and think this is a cool little quiz!

I wrote fic today, by the way. My Valentine's Day fic, actually. Speaking of which, there are only 15 minutes until Eat Too Many Candy Hearts and Get Really Sick and Don't Get Up the Next Morning Day. Hehe.

~Mistress SaRa @ 23:45~~

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Monday, February 11

I'm the happiest person alive despite my current gothic mood thingy up there.

Thinkey, God love her, decided to step down from producer of VVS9 to consultant. So, she needed someone to take over her position...and she picked me! Oh my God! *insret jumping up and down here* I am thrilled beyond words, though I am sorry to see her leave -- I thought VVS8 and everything was fine, even though she insists that she was dragging it down.

As for my gothic mood indicator, I blame Becca. She sent a gothic-y fic and I found it when I got home. Naturally, this appealed to the Goth inside of me. :o)

I finally got my doll contest up at Simple Math Test, so feel free to check it out!

~Mistress SaRa @ 18:18~~

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Wednesday, February 6

Sure, Becca, I'll write fic for your contest.

Remind me that that is a very dumb thing to say when the deadline is only eight days away! I'm almost done with the Valentine's Day one, but I really have to write one for the tattoo contest. I mean, we can't have Sally winning without competition. She'll still win, but what the heck....

I have graphics to make so I can get my dolls contest up and running. Right now, PSP and I are having words. Four letter words, actually. It seems not to like me anymore. We just don't get along. SaRa and graphics programs: a bad match? Well, maybe, but I'll keep fighting it!

After a hard day of sitting in Hannan's library, frying for over an hour after school while waiting for Mr. Martin to stop yelling at the mock trial people and come in and conduct a newspaper meeting, I am not a happy soul. Excuse me while I go relax with J/N and J/C...
~Mistress SaRa @ 22:49~~

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Monday, February 4

For some reason, I had the overwhelming urge to say something today.

I've finished a new story! It's R-rated, which is a major accomplishment for me. Next step? Tammy's twisted NC-17 Janeway/Chakotay birthday present. I'm loving it do far, which is good, because I don't usually like my stuff until it's done...with the exception of J/N smut. That's good whether I've completed it or not. But don't tell anyone! I'll be hanged for treachery.

With the help of Addy, I've been trying to make dolls of my JetC friends who work on JetCalibrations. I've only finished Caffey so far, but we're both happy with it, which is great. I'll post it at Coffee when I get the chance.

I changed the layout of Simple Math again! It's techno style and uses iframes. I like it a lot. Also, I added a countdown of how many days it will be before I can (legally) watch Kiss Me a Killer and (legally) read and write NC-17. That's not to say I'll wait that long.

Anyway, time to write fic for Becca's contest!
~Mistress SaRa @ 23:01~~

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Wednesday, January 30

This is worth sharing...

Alien Invaders

A mysterious strain of transgenic corn grows everywhere, even out of concrete, and now some Mexicans worry it will take over their crops, if not their towns.

I didn't make that up. Found it in the news on AOL. Corn buds, pack up your stuff -- we're going to Mexico! Boy, I'm glad I'm taking Spanish...
~Mistress SaRa @ 23:37~~

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Monday, January 14

I have got to share this with everyone.

The Top Seven Reasons Juniors Love Corn

7. It doesn't get soft.

6. It vibrates.

5. It's long and...

4. ...it's hard.

3. It's oh-so very versatile.

2. It's a forbidden fruit, rather, vegetable.

1. SMUT FODDER! Of course, you didn't hear that from us.
~Mistress SaRa @ 22:43~~

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Sunday, January 13

I can tell you already that this is going to be my favourite site, if for no other reason than I love the name. :o) The title "The Not-So-Secret Blogs of Mistress SaRa" is a parody of that of my favourite fanfic series, "The Secret Logs of Mistress Janeway." Of course, you didn't hear me say that I like it. No, I'm a good junior -- I never read that fic. Not me, nope, no way, uh uh.

There's nothing on this site yet, unfortunately. I just wanted to get the layout ready. I'll have something by tomorrow, I hope.

I'm dying to know...what do you think of the title image? *giggles* That doll is me, or should I say one of me!

It's late, and my mom thinks I need sleep, so I better go to bed (read: sit on the bed and write fanfic)...after I do maybe one or two more things.
~Mistress SaRa @ 02:43~~

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